Penis Water Pipe.

Awesome looking ceramic water pipe.
The title says it all.
Next time someone tells you go to "Go Smoke a Pole or Dick," there will be new meaning!

This colossal sized Penis water pipe is a whopping 8 1/2 inches LONG not to mention the 2 1/2 THICK plus the added testicles at the bottom to add to the realism.
(approx 22 cm x 6 cm).

Comes with a screw off metal bowl, which means it's upgradable to a larger or smaller bowl.